Awkward Puppets: Drive Through

Diego: "Let me do a double cheeseburger with fries and a coke, please."
Voice: "Great, so that's one taco and guacamole and coconut water. Anything else?"

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Awkward Puppets: Becoming Friends with a Robber

Diego: How would you feel if I assumed you only eat chicken and watermelon?
Robber: How would you feel if I assumed you only eat tacos and fajitas?
Diego: Damn, I could really go for a taco right now.
Robber: Hey, actually, I could do the same.

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Awkward Puppets: Offensive Jokes

Sam: "We have better technology."
Diego: "We have better food."
Sam: "Psh, please. There is more to life than just tacos."
Diego: "Yeah, well, there is more to life than just kale chips."
Sam: "We have better TV."
Diego: "We have better girls."
Sam: "We have better music."
Diego: "Are you ... are you kidding me? Every time I turn on the radio it's Taylor Swift complaining about high school boys. Isn't she like 45?"

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Awkward Puppets: Car Talk

"So, where do you wanna eat?"
"Umm..."
"Let me guess, let me guess.
  Taco Bell.
  Sorry."
"Where do you wanna eat?
  Starbucks?"
"So, what is it like mowing my lawn all day?"
"I don't know. What is it like eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches all day?"

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Awkward Puppets: Racist Workout

"Hey Siri, play a workout video on YouTube."
"Playing hispanic music on YouTube."
"No, I said workout video."
"Googling how to make guacamole."
"I said workout video."
"Searching nearby Mexican food."

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The YouTube series "Awkward Puppets" was created by Rudolfo Mancuso in 2015. Diego is the main character (and played by Mancuso), Benita is his non-beloved wife, Sarah a racist feminist, Sam is Diego's friend, Twon a police officer, and there are the twins Carl & Carl (via).

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